F: Btw, prom’s coming up.

M: Who’re you taking?

F: Whore. =))

M: You’re taking a whore? …sweet. =))

F: Yeah. ‘Cause you ain’t here. HAHAHA.

M: Is it E? Yeah. I’d take you, if I were there. But I’m not. So take the whore instead. Seriously, ask E.